Mmmm, no green chile hamburger for me. No way, jose. I'll take that salad that lives in the lonely corner of your delicious sounding menu. Dressing? Nah... that stuff is for the normal kids. You can leave it off. Also, a diet coke and a new digestive system would be great.
So maybe my days of eating KFC and boxes of cosmic brownies are over. And that's really okay because egg substitute, rice cheese product, brown rice bread, and almond milk aren't nearly as awful as they sound. A little mysterious, but not awful.
And I find great joy in watching family members accidentally eat my looks-kind-of-like-cheddar-cheese substitute or take a bite of a deceivingly delicious looking almond butter and jam on fake bread sandwich.
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